A MUCH NEEDED Cellphone App.....
For these young generation "kids" who spend their entire life texting
and/or doing Facebook on their smart phones.
This app will pop up flashing red warning messages on their phone
screen. It will say things such as:
Notice: A real person is trying to talk to you, please look to your
Notice: Your dinner plate is empty, please refill it.
Notice: You only have one swallow of beer left, go to the bar now!
Caution: You are going to walk into a tree if you take 2 more steps.
Warning: You are going to be hit by a moving vehicle in
Please Dial 911 now!