>Last time I was out there there was a network of tunnels all around the
>area surrounding the shed. How am I supposed to get in the shed? That's
>where I keep the lawn mower. I just bought that lawn mower after the
>last one died, if I relinquish control of the shed to the skunks I'll
>have to purchase a new one bringing my total mower count for the year to
>three! NOT FAIR.
>
>This is why I want to live on a rocky cliff overlooking the sea.
Dearest Mr. Hole:
Do you live in outer Mongolia? Everyplace I've ever lived (even Orlando, where a cow can die on a road bordering farm land and no one gives a flying crap until long after the birds of carrion pick it clean), you call animal control and they send somebody out to set a trap or whatever.
LB "This is the last froup that's going to be impressed if you just waltz in and say 'I'm a weirdo, ooo, be impressed!'"
- Arthur M Levesque, alt.fan.tom-servo