Don't be giving me none of that defrost crap. The French invented the
self defrosting refrigerator in 1416, which is why they have been a
bunch of wimps since then. Everyone knows that since the early cave
men defrosted their refrigeators with rocks that real men have not had
self defrosting refrigerators. (Later cave men discovered fire, which
revolutionized the world because it cut down on the defrosting time.)
When a real man wants a steak out of the freezer, he cuts it out with
a 12 inch Bowie knife, a real Texas Toothpick.
As our very own American Ward Cleaver was once quotes as saying "Well,
June, I realize the Beav is only eight, but we can't coddle him his
entire life. He's got to learn to use a Bowie knife to get a popicle.
You and Wally can't be doing it for him all the time. Yes, dear, I
realize that Eddie only has eight fingers, but he's not a responsible
lad like Beaver."
No real man would have a white self defrosting fridge unless he wanted
the entire world to know he was gay and wore pink underwear with a
Doral Cigarette ad on the back "Taste me, taste me!". And don't even
get me started on those powder puff cigarettes. Everyone knows that
cigarettes are dangerous, and people who smoke are self destructive
and inconsiderate of others.
Christopher A. Young
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