Wishing you all a Merry Christmas And a happy New Year! But if you think your going to get what you really want----- wish in one hand and crap in the other, see which one fills up faster :-)) Dear Santa please bring me a new back, just one pain free day would be like dying and going to heaven ,ya :-((
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Dec 25, 2006
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May I please get 2 new news and a shoulder if Jr gets his new back! I promise I'll be good NEXT year!!!
a new pair of shoulders without bone spurs please.
A new prostate that allows good flow :->
HEAR HEAR.........and new winkie that gets so hard a cat can't scratch it ;o)
And a couple of good ladies to use it on ;-)
My wife said she would like a new asshole. (wonder what is wrong with her current one...?)
he hangs on the news groups toooo much???? :o)
Oscar_Lives posted for all of us...
She's tired of the s*it it puts out!
--=20 Tekkie Don't bother to thank me, I do this as a public service.
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