Umm... actually, not ...
Print ShareThisDEVELOPING: Television "pitchman" Billy Mays ? who built his fame by appearing on commercials and infomercials promoting household products and gadgets ? died Sunday.
Mays, 50, was found unresponsive by his wife inside his Tampa, Fla., home at 7:45 a.m. on Sunday, according to the Tampa Police Department.
He must have been poisoned by all those products he tested.
TDD
I think he either got Sham-Wowed or Slap-Chopped, myself.
Or maybe steam-cleaned. Either way, it really Oreck's for him, I guess.
Regardless, his FreeTripleCreditReport is no longer relevant.
Wow, unbelievable. Especially the part where he just flew in on Saturday, and died Sunday morning. Wonder if he had a slow hemorrhage in his head?
Maybe he forgot to buy the Amazing New 'Hemorrhage-B-Gone' !!!
He could have gotten the second one free ( after paying S & H) if he'd have ordered before midnight tonight !
And used the toll free 888 number......
Which gets him a free Garden Weasel ( brain surgery version ), too !
I figure it had something to do with him being castrated to give him that high irritating advertising voice.
Maybe Momma offed him for his extracurricular activities. Where did he fly in from?
Irritating enough to make him plenty of $$$$
Where's he going to spend it next week ?
BTW, he may not actually be dead ! I saw him on TV last night !
I was just thinking the something! He's collecting on his life insurance and sipping on Mij-ties or something with Michael Jackson in the Bahamas.
You figure MJ is on top, or is he a 'bottom' ?
Nevermind ... we know . That's why he went for the little ones.
Oh, dear, that was ambiguous, wasn't it ?
Ewwww.......
Not ambiguous, it was clear to me what your intentions were. The only disparity is the mind picture you conjured. Damn Paul, you're disgusting.
Thank you !
Wouldn't that be a hoot. Michael, Farrah, and Billy Mays out at a vacation resort spending their insurance monies.
I grabbed my crotch in public in MJ's memory.
None of mine!
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I think it is a kid crotch grabbing that is the memory.
Just think of all the Job openings available to you.
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