And you found WHAT in the furnace?

So many years ago, a friend emailed me. Country pastor. He says he used to save the high zoot bags from the mall stores, during the year when his wife would shop. About a week before Christmas he'd go scrape up some road kills, and put em in the high class bags. Put the bags in the back of his truck and go park in front of the mall, and go in for a while. In the meantime, people would steal the bags out of the back of his truck. Serves em right.

Does a cat converter change skunks into something different, or does it just change cats? And what does the cat turn into..... enquiring minds want to know.