Fart Blossoms?

[chaz]

My fart blossoms have not bloomed once this year......what gives!?!?!?

[Cereus-validus]

Not enough beans!!!!!

[Salty Thumb]

"chaz" wrote in news:2PcVc.7373$3O3.4190 @newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net:

Okay, i'll bite.

What's a fart blossom? Something you get from a gas plant?

[Fredrick Garvin]

This is what happens when you let retarded kids on the internet....

[Ed Clarke]

It's garden related - his family tree has no branches.

[William Brown]