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Draw funny. Try not to build until after you're famous.

Carry a box full of shards of glass and chunks of metal. Trip over the edge of the rug and spill the contents.

alt.architecture FAQ ====================

1. What architecture school should I go to? [Common Variant: How good is the University of 'X'?]
2. Can someone help me with my homework?
3. Where can I find free plans/design work/engineering calcs on the internet?
4. What CAD program is best/should I buy?
5. Is architecture a good career choice?
6. Am I being overcharged by my architect?
7. What does everyone think of this famous architect's work?
8. Why should I hire an architect when I can draw the plans with [insert name of extremely cheap drafting software here] on my own computer?
9. Where can I find 'X'?
10. What's a good gift for a teenager who wants to be an architect?
11. Please go to my website.
12. Why are architects so incompetent?
13. May I advertise in alt.architecture?

Frequently Offered Answers on alt.architecture:

1. What architecture school should I go to? [Common Variant: How good is the University of 'X'?]

It's up to you. [Variant: "LOL!!!!"]

1. Can someone help me with my homework?

Nah. See question/answer #9 and stop asking others to do your work.

1. Where can I find free plans/design work/engineering calcs on the internet?

1. What CAD program is best/should I buy?

Try the alt.cad newsgroup. We're pretentious artistes at alt.architecture.

1. Is architecture a good career choice?

LOL! We can only hope so.

1. Am I being overcharged by my architect?

LOL! We can only hope so.

1. What does everyone think of this famous architect's work?

AUGH!

1. Why should I hire an architect when I can draw the plans with [insert name of extremely cheap drafting software here] on my own computer?

You get what you pay for [or don't pay for--RE: Congressman James Trafficant's self-defense].

1. Where can I find 'X'?

Leave us alone. Try

1. What's a good gift for a teenager who wants to be an architect?

Space.

1. Please go to my website.

That's not a question.

1. Why are architects so incompetent?

Only in Hong Kong. They're all good everywhere else.

1. May I advertise in alt.architecture?

Only if your first name is not Ralph or Anthony. Otherwise, feel free.