Our old washer gave out last month after about ten years, and I walked into the store braced for the usual upsell on wifi and steam cycles and all that. Told the sales guy I just want something that spins and drains, nothing else. He walked me straight to the most stripped-down model on the floor and said it's what landlords and laundromats buy because they hardly ever come back with complaints. That was all I needed to hear. Paid way less than the fancy display unit, no app, no account to create, just four knobs and a lid. Had it hooked up myself in twenty minutes. First few loads came out clean, and honestly I can't see any difference in how the clothes look versus the old computerized machine.
The weird part is the peace of mind. No software updates, no login, nothing that can brick itself remotely. If this thing lasts as long as the last one I'll consider it money well spent. Fridge is on its last legs too so it's getting the same treatment, dumbest model they sell.