You're on, Sport.
A lesser known branch of our family tree is the O'Foolery's, - at least we
like to keep it that way.
My Uncle, Seamus O'Foolery emigrated to Oz and right away got a job digging
ditches for sewers. His workmates were good enough to straightaway let him
in on the secret that he could keep any gold he found for himself as a
bonus. So he set to with a will. After ten years he began to suspect that
perhaps the boys might have been having a lend of him. So he began scanning
the employment ads, where he came across an ad for a job as a university
professor. Begorrah, that's the job for me, he thought and the following
day, he fronted up to the Dean of the university and he informed him that he
was there for the job of professor.
Now the Dean was a kind sort of a soul, and thought hard about how to tell
Seamus he couldn't be a professor, but at the same time he had no wish to
offend him. He decided to have him sit an IQ test and when he tallied up the
results, he informed Seamus, that it showed that he wouldn't have the
necessary abilities to be a professor, close but not quite, but he shouldn't
take it as a reflection of his worth. Seamus took it with good grace and
just as he was leaving, he asked, "This OiQ test, it measures your ability
to do things , does it?
"That's correct, said the Dean. You need an IQ of over 140 to be a
"Ah well, oi wuz just wontherin, what sort of OiQ you'd be needin' to tie
"Not much," said the Dean. 'About twenty would be enough."
"Ah well, I thought as much. That explains it all."
Mystified, the dean asked him what he meant.
Seamus explained, "Now I now why so many Aussies wear thongs."
For the uninformed, a thong, (unlike in the US,) is an ingenious piece of
A group of attractive young women on a beach wearing black rubber thongs may
not be as anywhere near as exciting as you may have thought.
Heh. In reply, a little bush poetry ...........
There's a bloke who's known as Swingman,
Works with wood and and plays the bass,
I feel as though I've met him,
Though I've never seen his face.
I chanced upon him in the wreck,
Whilst trawling through the net,
He seemed a man of character,
with strong opinions set.
I soon discovered that he'd been,
While youthful he still was,
A visitor to our fair shores,
This mighty land of Oz.
It seems that while in northern climes,
On warm and moonlight nights
He took the chance to sample,
Our fair female delights.
Now while I don't begrudge him this,
(I'm fair as I can be,)
I'm glad he went back to the States,
...... and left the rest for me.
Priceless!! ROFL ...
Actually, met my first wife, and still very good friend, somewhere
between Alice Springs and Darwin, but she's a POME!
... another story worth telling sometime (just as you think you're he
man brave hitchhiking the bitumen between Alice and Darwin, you meet a
couple of British cuties just ahead of you doing the same ...) :(
That reminds me of a 9x year old person I knew who would put on a coat and a
even if you were just stopping buy to say hello. It left you with the
your visit was the big event of the day, at least. He was a retired dentist
antique dental tools--they were in boxes, like those used for silverware,
and extended ALL the way
around his living room. In some ways, reminds me of some of the people here.
Bury me with my Stanley #7... : )
My woodworking is a means to an end. I do it almost exclusively to make
what can't be bought or if I perceive that what /can/ be bought isn't
worth buying. Generally I'm a lot more concerned about how well what I
build /works/ than in how it /looks/.
On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:34:16 -0500, the infamous FrozenNorth
Hey, how'd we get back to the Deliverance thread from here?
You know, in about 40 years, we'll have literally thousands of
OLD LADIES running around with TATTOOS, and Rap Music will be
the Golden Oldies. Now that's SCARY! --Maxine
I have been interested in woodworking ever since I watched a crew frame a
house next door to my grandmothers house.
That was about 1962, I was 7. I did not get serious about it until I could
afford the more serious tools in about 1978. My girlfriend and now my wife
of almost 30 years and I build most of our furniture to fill our appartment.
I was not about to buy furniture when I could build it! During my early and
later years of employment in the automotive industry wood working helped me
keep my sanity, I think. ;~)
I retired from that industry in 1995 and have been doing my own thing, more
Thirty years ago I had visions of what to build and having had a formal
drafting back ground sketched most all of my projects out but only for
ideas. In 1986 I went back to drafting, CAD, to help me keep track of my
projects a little better. I learned that if you have a CAD drawing you have
a plan that can easily be changed if necessary. Through the years I
upgraded drawing programs and eventually switched over to AutoCAD about 12
years ago. Up until last year I could not imagine using another piece of
software to design my projects. Then I discovered Sketchup, a cheap but
revolutionary drawing program. Now I wonder again how I got by for all
these years with out Sketchup.
I find that I don't have to worry about how something is going to fit when
out in the shop, all of the thinking, planning, and fitting goes on with the
computer. If the drawing works, the project works. With Sketchup and a
plug in called Cutlist 4.0 and an optimization program called Cutlist 2009 I
no longer have a need for every thing to be dimensioned. I do use a few
dimensions to insure that the drawing is falling with in guide lines but
data going to the optimization program gives it enough information about
every part that the output drawings showing how to cut my lumber for best
yield are all I really need to cut up all the pieces to exact sizes.
Because of my lack of storage room for many years I bought wood as needed.
About 5 years ago I added a storage room in the back yard and now stock up
on lumber when ever I see a good deal.
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