OT Humor: Sick Birds (Sunday groaner)

A married man had only one complaint: his wife was always nursing sick birds. One February evening, he came home to find a raven with a splint on its wing sitting in his favorite chair. On the dining room table, instead of dinner, there was a feverish eagle pecking at an aspirin. In the kitchen, his wife was comforting a shivering little wren she found out in the snow.
The furious husband strode over to where his wife was toweling down the cold little bird. "I can't take it any more! We've got to get rid of all of these #(@ birds!"
The wife held up her hand and cut him off in mid-sentence. "Please, Dear, no cuss words in front of the chilled wren."
[Cheeez, that's awefull...]     mahalo,     jo4hn
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jo4hn wrote:

grooooooooooooooooooooooan
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Even for you joh4n, that's a serious groaner! LOL! (laughing out low!)
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