Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages
the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen:
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $2,000, is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...
I was just talking to Janie and found out that the
I wanted last year is back on the market.
They're asking $980,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000.
They'll probably take it.
If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what
you really want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment . . . mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"