Enjoy
Lew
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Enjoy
Lew
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Got a good laugh out of that one.
Paul T.
Old One...
But still a darn good laugh.
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Now let's try for one tha'ts ON TOPIC! Save the jokes & similar crap for your relatives and friends!
------------------------------------- Still suffering from advanced analitis I see.
Maybe performing aerial intercourse on a rotating annular spheroid is more your speed?
Try it.
Lew
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You are a fine example of cranial rectal insertion.
On Thu, 25 Aug 2011 15:49:56 -0400, FrozenNorth
New Net Cop. Give him a chance to make a fool of himself a little bit longer. New net cops are always good for a laugh.
Hah, you spelt netkop wrong. :-)
On Thu, 25 Aug 2011 16:15:50 -0400, FrozenNorth
I'm so ashamed. Forgive me please.
(Psst. Should this conversation be labelled O/T? I don't want Twayne coming after me.)
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Lew
That is funny. Reminds me of this
How about you hang around for a few years and get the feel of the group before you start playing net-nanny.
------------------------------ Remember Balderstone's piece on anger management?
Lew
Try this one:
"Twayne" wrote in news:j361o9$7dm$1@dont- email.me:
Got any good woodworking jokes?
Puckdropper
Easier to bit-bucket yet another bozo.
-- Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. -- Jimi Hendrix
Everyone here IS a friend.
Well, mostly everyone. There's always an exception.
A Chinese woodcarver noticed his supply of expensive woods was diminishing. Upon further investigation, he noticed small footprints in the floor's sawdust.
The woodcarver decided to catch the thief by hiding in his shop during the night.
Sure enough, that very evening he heard a disturbance in the shop. The woodcarver jumped from his hiding place and switched on the lights. To his amazement, he saw a 7-foot BEAR with itty-bitty feet!
Thinking quickly, the woodcarver cried out: "Ah ha! I've caught you, boy-foot bear with teak of Chan!"
I believe it's to suggest that someone "engage in aeronautical intercourse with a transversing to toroid"
which works out to be the same as "take a flying F at a rolling dount"
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