How to build wooden torture machines???

I'm a master and I like to inflict pain on my slaves.
But I need some new toys, my slaves need more punishment.
So, how can I build wooden torture devices to inflict pain on my slaves???
Please help and I'll make a torture video for you!!!
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I'm a master and I like to inflict pain on my slaves.
But I need some new toys, my slaves need more punishment.
So, how can I build wooden torture devices to inflict pain on my slaves???
Please help and I'll make a torture video for you!!!
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Buy a box of nails, a hammer, a 2x4, a blindfold and go to town driving nails.

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On Sat, 2 Feb 2008 04:03:18 -0800 (PST), Carl Dau

Drop a line to cia.gov they have plans for many of the devices you need.
Jack
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have your slaves do precision wooden object construction. Give them _only_ Home Depot 2x4's to build from.
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Robert Bonomi wrote:

_Green_ Home Depot 2x4s . . . or Lyptus.
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Or worse yet, Lowes plywood.
Puckdropper
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Marching to the beat of a different drum is great... unless you're in
marching band.
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