How to build a wooden castle to rule the world?

[Jacques De Molay]

I'm an evil wizard and I want to rule the world.For that purpose, I need a castle. I cannot afford a castle made from stone, so I have to build a wooden castle.

What do I need to build a good wooden castle?

[sam]

Trolls! Trolls! Trolls

I think your first step would be to grow up and find yourself a woman then you wouldn't be so lonely!

[Lee Michaels]

"sam" wrote

Uh..., Sam, we know that they are trolls. So if you want to respond to this post PLEASE eliminate the troll addy in the newsgroup line. That way you don't feed the trolls.

[Dave Balderstone]

And your repeating his post makes you what, exactly?

[Bored Borg]

On Thu, 5 Mar 2009 01:47:00 +0000, Jacques De Molay wrote (in article ):

You need to get wood

When I ruled the world, I didn't know about getting wood so I made a fort out of an old cornflakes packet. When I got older, I got wood all the time, so I stopped ruling the world and got on with using it...

[mac davis]

1> Get 3 or 4 strong people, bend down and have them pull your head out of your ass.. 2> Get off your mom's computer before she gets home... 3> Try to get a life other than trolling..

Well, I feel a bit better now..

mac

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