Funny woodworking phrases on stuff

[Edwin Pawlowski]

But Lee Valley does not advertise here. Robin participates and is welcome, but does not come to hawk his wares.

[Cool Woodworking]

[Larry Jaques]

Two signs I have are "Sacrificial Maidens Wanted. Apply Within." and "Loose Women Tightened Here". Oh, woodworking signs. I have "Measure Once, Cut Twice".

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[John B]

"It's Ok, It's only short at one end" John

[Tim Douglass]

I favor "I've cut it off twice and it's *still* too short!"

-- "We need to make a sacrifice to the gods, find me a young virgin... oh, and bring something to kill"

Tim Douglass