What's The Purpose of life

[Peter Parry]

If you continue to talk about the sainted Blair like that he will call down a plague of pustules to be upon you or ask his dear wife to attach a cosmic crystal to your Kirlean aura.

[Tim Streater]

Why bring Cruella into it?

[Windmill]

Wasn't there a politician who famously converted to Catholicism just a few years ago?

Of course that is one way to be forgiven.

[hugh]

In message , Peter Parry writes

And he'll charge you for it.

[hugh]

And it also gets your kids into the local school.

[geoff]

In message , "dennis@home" writes

Wrong as usual denboi - no milk and honey and reams of virgins for you

They are allowed to drink, but not to get intoxicated

Like your religious adherence to speed limits

[geoff]

In message , BigWallop writes

And to invoke the buggers' names when you don't