I don't know the source but the quote was on The News Quiz years ago.
Another one like it told of a man who woke up to the smell of gas. He
rushed downstairs and found he'd left the cooker on but unlit.
Relieved with averting a deadful accident, he sat down and lit a
When he woke up, he was lying in his front garden, surrounded by the
remains of his house.
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