In message , T i m writes
They came a knocking once on Sunday just before lunchtime
I let them in, and locked the door, then laid into them with questions I knew they couldn't answer (I'd just read a very good book)
My brother who gad come for lunch said that seeing them squirm about on the sofa was one of the funniest things he's ever seen
Sweet.
Blessum. ;-)
All the best ..
T i m
Is that why they've just re-invented the Web, in purely-PDF format?
They're good for watching the house while you pop down the shops or to the pub. Invite them in, sit them down and then piss off. They're not allowed to nick stuff.
At our last house I asked them to leave in a fairly robust manner and they never came back. We moved nine years ago and although we've seen them in this area many times they have not once called here. Why not? Coincidence because they had a telling-off here before we moved in? Electoral register? My card is now marked by the creepy bastards and I'm doomed?
Si
Hmmm?
Thanks Si! ;-)
All the best ..
T i m
;-)
I used to work with a Mormon (I think it was) who wasn't supposed to have any excitement or summat.
I said I'd take his 125 commuter motorbike off him!
All the best ..
T i m
Definitely. They found their 144,000th member in Broadstairs last week and you've had it.....
Heh! And replace it with a C50.
Si
Errm that one's simple, the line is matriarchal.
Odd.
I spent 3 weeks in Utah, and don't remember that one.
Some excitement though when I ordered dessert in a local restaurant, and the guy I was with hadn't twigged there was *wine* in the cake and he'd just said "I'll have the same"!
"What? You mean LIQUOR?"
Andy
Yeah, it may not have been them Andy (and all religions look the same to me) but something about 'stimulus' .. as you say later, liquor, or maybe caffeine etc. I was the one who extrapolated that to speed / thrills hence motorbikes! ;-)
;-)
All the best ..
T i m
shhhh...
most of them don't know that
In message , T i m writes
they're going to be a bit buggered when rapture time comes along, aren't they
Be reasonable, you can't expect God to be in two places at once.
How to keep Jehovah's Witnesses from knocking.
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