This is a flat above, which leaks into the one below?
- Take the ceiling down.
- Fit 2x1 batten to existing joists.
- Fit DPC wider than joist width via more battens part way up the old joists
- Cut DPC wider than the joist width, fasten via battens part way up the old joists, with a fall to a chosen location such as a new ceiling rose moulding.
- At the chosen location silicone & bolt a push-fit tank fitting to the DPC sheet.
- Repeat across the ceiling between each joist.
- Link together via elbow & tee the tank fittings to a push-fit elbow feeding the new ceiling rose moulding.
- New ceiling made of 6mm Versapanel (or Marmox which would be cheaper, lighter, insulatory).
When you go away, hook hose up to the push-fit fitting, or choose a different (corner) location and have it plumbed out the wall like an overflow pipe.
You could just use Marmox or Versapanel and dispense with the DPC. However I would want to create a fall via battens so it drained to a central drain point. That need not be much of a fall - a few millimetres is enough so water does not pond and instead flows to that central drain point (eventually).
Not expensive to do, not difficult to do, but I have no idea if an easement would be required. If not it is something I would certainly do if I had expensive carpets, network equipment and furniture underneath.