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[Kurt Ullman]

In Istanbul, rioters stoned the American consulate when it was reported that millions of Americans were planning to eat Turkey.

[Stormin Mormon]

Athens -- riots broke out in the streets, in protest, as citizens learned that Americans were flushing Greece down the sink.

- . Christopher A. Young Learn about Jesus

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[Kurt Ullman]

ALthough the case could be made that the Greek government had done that years ago.

[Frank]

Question has always been:

"If Turkey is attacked from the rear, will Greece help?"

[Stormin Mormon]

Butt.... butt... butt.... this is a family list!