Well, understood, for what it is worth. Those little stickers on cold gray steel are an important source of business for you.
Anybody know if number portability rules apply to the numbers used by pagers? Just for giggles, ask your cell provider if the pager number can be ported to your cell number. At some point, your pager company WILL be going away. They'll lose their frequency assignment, or some other company will buy them to kill them. Or their head-end hardware will die, and I'm pretty sure nobody is making new hardware any more.