Yeah, right, the fly-over states. Not exactly where anyone chooses to live. However, since you are so jammed up against your neighbors, I guess you could easily conscript/beg for help. The only "plus" I can think of for living in flat-no-ocean-world. Those of us closer to the coasts have a bit more room and, if we're lucky, can neither see nor know our neighbors. I hope to doG you're not in Ohio. I've been there. Scary. Mostly because of the freaks who live there, but still.