- IF GUNS WERE LIKE COMPUTERS -

- IF GUNS WERE LIKE COMPUTERS -
You're walking thru the woods and see a huge 20 point buck right ahead of you.....
You raise your rifle and begin to point the barrel toward the buck. You look down the barrel, but a popup appears between you're rifle sight and the deer. It reads: Were sorry, Script support is required. Please enable scripts, then unload and reload your gun.
[You do this and begin to aim the rifle]
Another message pops up and says "You must be at least 21 years of age to use a gun. Please enter your date of birth to proceed." Month [ ] Day [ ] Year [ ]
Are you sure [December 18, 1977] is your real date of birth, click "YES" to continue, or "NO" to exit. [YES] [NO]
To prove you're a real human, enter this captcha (case sensitive). [v0D22wCYu596b2N] [ ]
WARNING: Guns are dangerous weapons, which can kill. Use of guns is dangerous and requires proper licensing and training. Please click on the box below to certify you are properly trained, and licensed (if required in your region).
[X]
To continue, you MUST read the 8 paragraph disclaimer below. Scroll down to access all paragraphs. When you finish reading all paragraphs, click on the word "PROCEED" to continue, or click EXIT to leave now.
[PROCEED] [EXIT]
Please check to see if your gun is loaded, and click on the "OK" button if it's properly loaded.
[OK]
Are you sure it's loaded? Click on the word "READY" to confirm it's loaded and ready for use.
[READY]
Aim your rifle at the target, and click the box below to confirm it's aimed.
[AIMED]
You are now ready to fire your rifle, please place your finger on the trigger. Press any key when ready.
Notice, before firing, you must watch this advertisment. You can SKIP this ad in 10 seconds. 9 seconds. 8 seconds. 7 seconds. 6 seconds. 5 seconds. 4 seconds. 3 seconds. 2 seconds. 1 second.
[SKIP AD]
You are now ready to shoot this gun.
Are you wearing your safety eye and ear protection? Click "YES" to continue.
[YES]
You may now shoot your target. Squeeze the trigger when ready.
----> You begin to squeeze the trigger.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO FIRE THIS RIFLE? (Press "ENTER" to continue).
[ENTER]
ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU WANT TO FIRE THIS RIFLE? (Pulling the trigger can kill, so be sure this is what you want to do).
Type the word "YES" to continue, (in the box below).
[ ]
PULL TRIGGER WHEN READY !
WARNING: There is no living creature in front of this rifle. Do you still want to proceed? Pull the trigger if you still wish to continue, or Press "EXIT" and lay the gun down if you do not wish to proceed.
[EXIT]
*** BANG ***
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On 2/17/2016 6:04 AM, snipped-for-privacy@unlisted.moo wrote:

LOVE IT! funny!
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