How do I kill a tree

[madmun]

Do I stick copper nails into it?

thank

[Ian Stirling]

Snip the trunk with scissors.

[zxcvbob]

Have you priced copper lately?

Bob

[Charlie Bress]

Chain saw

[DanG]

Copper sulphate can be quite effective.

I have also drilled a hole with a speed bore and battery drill down at dirt level sized for a piece of plumber's copper pipe. Drive it in. Tree will not make the year.

I have also read that girdling the tree with a piece of copper wire is effective.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Keep the whole world singing. . . . DanG

[Toller]

Hint that it has WMDs.

[xrongor]

damn, somebody beat me to it!!

randy

[George E. Cawthon]

Rather slow. You can spray it with weed killer, but the effect varies with the type of tree. Most effective is to girdle it. Cut a 1 inch section around the base of the tree, deep enough to go past the bark. Water still travels up the center, but that leaves a gap so that nutrients can get back to the roots. Takes a year or two till the tree is dead.

[SteveB]

We had a chinaberry tree removed from our front yard. I thought it was dead. But shoots still kept coming up a year later. I finally had to dig the stump.

It was NOT a fun day.

Steve

[Bob]

Ask another troll

[Colonel Polyps]

Make it into a table.

Death to the christian jew cop government.

[Kelly Jones]

I am rather concerned that you are interested in methods other than the obvious - use a chain saw. This leads me to suspect that it isn't your tree. If you have a beef with your neighbor then work it out like adults - don't resort to urban terrorism.

[Mr.Tree]

How would you like it if I killed you bitch.

[I-zheet M'drurz]

Oh, look Marge! Another coward hiding behind a keyboard. Loser.

[Ian Stirling]

Don't Ent er into these sort of debates.

[madmun]

Its my neighbors'. Its blockind my C-band dish and every year it gets taller and taller soon I won't be able to see any satellites at all.

[Colonel Polyps]

Find the root drill a hole in it then fill it with muratic acid. But the EPA can take soil samples. or cut the circumference of the tree through all the bark. It will die slowly. I cut my neighbors tree down and they had the SWAT team on me. They were dressed like terrorists.

Death to the christian jew cop government.

[Colonel Polyps]

No justice no peace.

Terrorism works. Ask Bush.

Death to the christian jew cop government.

[Colonel Polyps]

You got the balls? Assmaggot.

voodoo disease 666

[Ian Stirling]

Have you considered moving the dish to one side or the other?