How do I kill a tree

[JerryMouse]

I wouldn't like it at all! No-siree!

I'd love it if you tried, though.

[madmun]

Its an 8.5ft dish

[zxcvbob]

Even so, be a man and cut it down with a chainsaw. Don't be such a wuss. HTH :-)

Bob

[Ian Stirling]

That does not make it impossible to move, merely slightly difficult.

[Don Young]

[born-again-christian1972]

Oh my god........... A murder is amongst us. God gave you that tree and you should be out there fertilizing it and watering it, and hugging it.

SHAME ON YOU - YOU MURDERER !!!!

[_-_-_-_-_]

Why go thru all that. Just contact George W. Bush. He likes to kill anything and everything. He'll send the US Army out there to do it for you. They'll probably drops several bombs on it after shooting it full of holes with automatic weapons.