Corpses in my garden

[Stan J. Lefosi]

I´ve killed so many people in the last years, are all these corpses in my garden dangerous for my flowers?

[Cereoid-UR12-]

Fascinating.

Do tell us where you live and how to get there.

A lot of people would like to see this first hand.

[no one of importance]

Not at all, as long as you make sure that you have enough dirt on them they should decompose nicely and make some really yummy dirt.

[paxwax1]

Whatever you do don't sprinkle any Viagra on them, (?it might raise the dead).

Maybe you could invest in a real butch, beef eating dog.

Be careful not to trip on the daisies.

[Salty Thumb]

[e-mail] (Stan J. Lefosi) wrote in news: [e-mail]:

You're about 3 days late you ghoul, but it shouldn't be too bad. Just make sure no rats run into any mole land-mines you have laying around. Could make quite a mess and also bring in some nosy neighbors. For some reason neighbors don't compost well.

- Silly Thumb

[Mark Anderson]

As long as you don't embalm them you should be OK.

[Tina Gibson]

I would recomend putting them through a meat grinder first.

[Mike Davis]

If you bury them neatly, they'll mimic raised beds...

[GaryM]

"Tina Gibson" wrote in news:x0Rpb.290616$pl3.76812 @pd7tw3no:

And lime them, of course ???

[NAearthMOM]

Or try a wood chipper, a la "Fargo"

"Come into my garden, my flowers want to meet you!"

[Peter Jason]

They would be far less dangerous than neighbours.