Corpses in my garden

I´ve killed so many people in the last years, are all these corpses in my garden dangerous for my flowers?
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Fascinating.
Do tell us where you live and how to get there.
A lot of people would like to see this first hand.

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Not at all, as long as you make sure that you have enough dirt on them they should decompose nicely and make some really yummy dirt.
Philip

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Whatever you do don't sprinkle any Viagra on them, (?it might raise the dead).
Maybe you could invest in a real butch, beef eating dog.
Be careful not to trip on the daisies.
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snipped-for-privacy@yahoo.com (Stan J. Lefosi) wrote in

You're about 3 days late you ghoul, but it shouldn't be too bad. Just make sure no rats run into any mole land-mines you have laying around. Could make quite a mess and also bring in some nosy neighbors. For some reason neighbors don't compost well.
- Silly Thumb
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In article snipped-for-privacy@yahoo.com says...

As long as you don't embalm them you should be OK.
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says...

I would recomend putting them through a meat grinder first.
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And lime them, of course ???
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Or try a wood chipper, a la "Fargo"

"Come into my garden, my flowers want to meet you!"
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If you bury them neatly, they'll mimic raised beds...

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They would be far less dangerous than neighbours.

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