I eat gras

[Hank Higgens]

I think I have a little bit cow DNA in my body, because I really like gras, it tastes great.

Mooo!

[Stuart Pedazzo]

Hank, are you French??? Gras in French means fat. I eat fat too but my doctor says I should eat less of it. But I got to admit, the proper marbling of a nice rib-eye steak is delicious and one of my favorite things to eat. But I guess in your case it might be considered canibalism.

Sincerely,

Stuart Pedazzo...but you can call me Stu!

[Ray Drouillard]

Hey, aren't you the same guy who was advertising a story about space bunnies vs. giant amoebas in rec.arts.sf.composition?

It makes me wonder what kind of messages you are putting in the other newsgroups. At least they're sort-of on topic.

Ray

[Craig Watts]

I hate to feed the trolls but here goes:

A lawyer was driving up to a toll booth in NJ when he saw a man eating grass on the side of the higway. He paid his toll and pulled over to the man and asked what he was doing. The man told the lawyer that he was so down on his luck that he had to eat grass. "Get in the car" the lawyer told the man. "I can't, I have a wife and kids living under the bridge". "Bring them too", declaired the lawyer! They all jumped in the car.

"But wait a minute" the man screamed. There is an old grandfather on the other side of the bridge. Can we bring him?" Sure, tell him to come along.

Jumping into the car they were thankfull that their souls had been saved.

"We can't thank you enough" the man declaired. For taking care of all of us how can we thank you?

"No problem" the lawyer exclaimed. "The grass at my house has got to be a foot tall............................"

******

Budump bump

[George Wolf]

100,000,000 cows can't be wrong! Or can they???

[Ray Drouillard]

I dunno... I guess I'll have to ruminate on that question.

Ray

[simy1]

I think we milked this thread for all it was worth.

[Katra]

I'm sure we cud come up with udder puns if we try hard enough...

[Douglas Hunter]

I guess it could be said that you are having a pasture day with this one.

SCNR,

-- Douglas

[Ken Anderson]

Talk about a mooooooot point.

[Katra]

The steaks just got raised:

[simy1]

[Loki]

You guys are sooooo cheesy, it makes my milk curdle.

[George Wolf]

I cowtow to everyone's great sense of humor.

[Loki]

il Mon, 12 Apr 2004 10:03:39 -0400, George Wolf ha scritto:

dere 'e goes again ...