Wasn't sure which address

[Lou Newell]

Presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John Edwards were flying to a convention.

Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy."

[CW]

I know what you mean. Time was when politicians tried to make out that they were good. Now, they're all yelling "sure I'm slime, but he's worse".

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Yeah, pretty funny, but the other version is better where the Republicans all get thrown out.

My policy on voting is simple. I just try to vote for the lesser of two evils, it's finding out which is the lesser demon that proves the difficult part.

[fredfighter]

Here's bumper sticker for you:

"Cthulu for President! The candidate for the voter who is tired of choosing the lesser of two evils."