Heh.
Reminds me of the conversation with my wife regarding her desire to get a drill for her little pyrography/scroll saw shop. She was pretty sure she had to get a cordless one- a cheap one would do, of course. Anything cordless was fine in her book, even if it could barely drive a screw, and would only hold a charge for a minute and a half. A corded drill was absolutely out of the question, of course.
I still can't figure out her problem with the suggestion that she just get a good DeWalt corded drill for $50 instead- I even offered to buy it for her. The damn thing was never going to leave a 11' x 13' shop with outlets on every wall. It's amazing how the cordless idea has become so prevalent. They're great on a jobsite with no power, or for a quick job in the backyard- but why in the hell would a person need one inside the house when it's going to sit on one table at all times?