I was taken aback when I first read the title. Then I realized they were talking about airplanes...
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Southwest finds cracks in more planes
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13 years ago
ROTFL!!!
It took a while, but boy when I finally got it ...
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Funny how the educated media can always make a mountain out of a mole hill. The Grand Canyon, the biggest crack found in the southwest plains, was one doosey of a news day.
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It's politically incorrect to refer to stewardesses in that manner, sir.
-- Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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Flight Attendants, as they're called, come in a variety of sexes. Quite a variety.
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Yabbut, I wanted to limit my joke to only _1_ of the three flavors.
-- Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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Cracks in Southwest's planes sure adds a new meaning to their advertising claim that "Bags fly free".
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Reminds me of the ancient saying of Confucius: Women pilots who fly upside down sure to have crackup.
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Three? More like five or six.
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They're still flying those old Norrises?
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I heard that one as
"Woman who fly upside down have big hairy crack up."
-- From the Book of Aussie Bush Etiquette:
Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.
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What happens when a duck flies upside down?
He quacks up.