I'm REALLY confused. I always thought RCH was "Royal . . . .".
Smidgens to tads: Conversion chart.
Dec 19, 2004
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That would be a blonde C-hair?
Black - .005" Brown - .0045" Blond - .004" (Blonde is .0045") Auburn - .0035" Red - .003"
Wayne
The smallest measurement I've used is a "Fairy Fart" A "Prayer" is also pretty small. Aussie conversion "C-Hair" = "Mickey Whisker" My Dad always said" A problems halved when you realise that it's only short on one end" John
No tads and smidgens here but some of these may be interesting if not useful.
Art
Science & Engineering Conversion Chart
1,000,000 Microphones = 1 Phone 1,000,000 bicycles = 2 megacycles 500 millinaries = 1 seminary 2,000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 10 cards = 1 decacards 1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn 0.000001 fish = 1 microfiche 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake 1,000,000,000,000 pins = 1 terrapin 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 picolos = 1 gigolo 10 rations = 1 decoration 100 rations = 1 C-ration 10 millipedes = 1 centipede 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent 5 holocausts = 1 Pentacost 10 monologs = 5 dialogues 5 dialogues = 1 decalogue 2 monograms = 1 diagram 8 nickels = 2 paradigms 2 snake eyes = 1 paradise 2 wharves = 1 paradox Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 1 Millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie soda = 1 lite year Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon 1000 aches = 1 kilohurtz 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig NewtonOn Mon, 20 Dec 2004 15:46:21 -0500, "Norman D. Crow" calmly ranted:
I very, very seldom miss a joke, Nahmie, but that one went right past me.
Update: As I write this, I think I got it. Little Tim and the Twins resembled said chicken parts.
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Yep!
Excellent piece of research. I am humbled by your expertise. BTW, if you ever need a research assistant to explore this matter further, please let me know. I would love to apply for the position.
;-) Glen
On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 11:45:38 GMT, Glen calmly ranted:
I had a girlfriend from a farm in South Dakota when I was in Phoenix for a year at tech school. Her sister (my buddy's girlfriend) collected all the pubies from the shower drain and made them into a "tree" for Christmas. I was -really- glad it wasn't my girlfriend who did that. I didn't dare ask where it was stored the rest of the time.
Ah, fond memories of teen years...
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In article , "Norman D. Crow" wrote: [snip]
Little boy and a little girl, behind the barn doing some exploring. "Wow!!", shrieked the little girl, she points at the boy's penis and says: "Can I touch it?" The boy steps back and says: "HELL no!! You tore yours off already!"
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