Lately, in the shop, we've been deliberately mixing up old sayings. We
end up with stuff like "The grass is always greener just before the
"We'll cross that bridge like a bull in a china shop."
....juvenile, I know...but it does get funny sometimes..
On our jobsites, we have ethnic days. Everyone must speak
with the accent of the selected ethnicity. We do german,
italian, pakistani, chinese, french, mexican and (my personal
favorite) Scotty from Startrek.
Grrab thet wall and we'll set it in place.
I'm giving it all shes got, captain!
Curiously enough, the grass is usually *browner* over the septic tank
due to the shallow depth of the soil before the concrete lid. The
grass is, however, greener over the drainfield. The easiest way to
find your septic tank is to stop watering your lawn for a week or so
in the middle of summer and look for the brown circle or rectangle.
Not that this is really relevant to this oh so important thread....
Definition of a teenager: God's punishment for enjoying sex.
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