Re: golf 8/9

It's Scottish and it's not Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden

Did I win a lift of Jummywood?

Given my name, I've come to charge people for the opportunity to play with me.

Then...

After they've seen me play...

I have to give all that money back, and more, in order to get them to play with me.

Sad, really.

Regards, Tom Tom Watson - Woodworker Gulph Mills, Pennsylvania

spelled backward, it describes the activity - at least for me.

-Doug

There went that new flat screen!

That's correct Steve - but unfortunately - Adam from Wisconsin beat you to the buzzer.

Try again.

Jums

Correct Scott - but Adam (as I told Steve) was the winner. So forget your getting to choose a catagory (which we *all* know is an impossible one!)

Jums

sorry Thomas - that was incorrect.

You didn't get it correct - so you can't choose. We're waiting on Adam.

Jums

No, I'm sorry. The answer was X-wives. You'll notice that "ex" starts with an "E". Sorry but thanks for playing. As a consolation prize, we're going to give you a Sears 27 HP router (110 volts) with the patented "Self-Adjusting Depth Control" feature.

Uh - excuse me Stevo - I was spelling it out for the phonetically challenged. I get to keep the jummywood and YOU can have the sears blender! LOL!

Jums

I thought they ended up calling it golf because the word "s*it" was already taken :)

Rob

I thought that was PMS and psychotic beetch.

I'll be there.

No, PMS, as I understand it, stands for Pack My Suitcase.

Rob

Doh, - My bad - meant to go out via email - not to the group. But - if anyone wants to join us - we are playing at Crooked Creek in North Carolina. Just south of Raleigh - its in Fuquay Varina - go to playcrookedcreek.com for directions.

tee times are 7:24 and 7:32 sat morning.

just let me know if you want to play. =)

-Rob

On Wed, 06 Aug 2003 18:41:35 GMT, "Jim Mc Namara" pixelated:

Goons Out in Left Field? (check those duds!)

Careful, Jummy. Threatening folks in the newsgroups is as dangerous as making threats on camera. Dey gotcha!

Delivering jummywood, indeed!

----- = Dain Bramaged...but having lots of fun! =