From: Tom Watson ( snipped-for-privacy@snip.net.nospam)
>Subject: 'El Guano' - Was the Ryobi Tablesaw Thread
>It is my sad (yeah, right) duty to report to you that the Ryobi BT
>3000 Tablesaw (yeah, right) formerly known as El Guano has passed >away. >
>After a life full of insults to his person, resulting in great
>disfigurement (cf: Johnny Got His Gun, Dalton Trumbo) and stresses
>beyond his ability to endure - he finally passed the last of the
>"magic smoke" (tm-kb) out of his motor and gave up the ghost.
>
>The funeral was simple. The pallbearers were two of the erstwhile
>employees of BFI (Brute Force and Ignorance - the regional waste
>disposal borg).
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>His manual has been consigned to Keith Bohn, and will be kept in the
>vaults of the Menomonee Falls (the town where bullwinkle lived)
>Machinery and Dirty Paper Mausoleum.
>
>In lieu of flowers, please send contributions to _ "The Fund To
>Prevent Others From Buying POS Tablesaws".
>
>For those of you who were not acquainted with him - I am reposting the >following vitae:
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My condolences. It hurts to say goodbye to an old friend.
BTW, I thought Bullwinkle was from Frostbite Falls. :-)
Mike Patterson Please remove the spamtrap to email me.