Well it seems it finally happened - the Plywood Lawn Deer appears to have been hunted to extinction. Not too long ago they were plentiful. A walk through the neighborhood, a drive to the store, even on a trip to the airport, you'd see at least one, often half a dozen or more. And their numbers seemed to increase dramatically around this time of year - the migration season I guess. Around Halloweeen, most of the woodworking magazines would have an article on them. A buzz about Plywood Lawn Deer would start here and threads would go on for weeks at a time. But this year . . .
Maybe they weren't hunted to extinction - but displaced by the Wire Framed Tiny Lights Lawn Deer - a more technologicly advanced species with which the Plywood Lawn Deer could not compete.
Their passing may be Mother Nature's way of warning us. Pukey Ducks and Cat Push Sticks may be endangered species at this moment. No one really knows how many are out there so we don't know if there's still a sustainable population or not. There's almost no data on their habitat requirements, food needs or their reproduction rates. Hell, I can't find anything on their life span.
If you actually see a Plywood Lawn Deer, please post the siting, date, time of day, weather conditions, location (part of what state - ie. central Iowa, northern South Carolina, southern North Carolina etc.), size (in inches, feet or "hands"), number of "points" if any and probable gender.
Maybe it's not too late for the Plywood Lawn Deer. Time to mobilize, organize, start a lobbying group, collect donations, take out full page ads in local papers, start a speakers list and send it to all the other organizations - Kiwanis, Elks, VFW - and CHURCHES. Save one of God's creations from extinction. On second thought, forget churches, extinction would conflict with Intelligent Design. What god would create something that couldn''t fit in? Way too close to the E-word (Evolution).
Aw screw 'em. They were tough and splintery, even the fat healthy ones.
Never mind.
charlie b
We need a slogan - something people will remember. Save The Whale worked fairly well.