Paging Larry J: My Apologies

Jan 01, 2004 5 Replies

Well Larry, I went and did it. Shellacqued (sp?) a coffee table, and I am now a convert. Get thee gone from me, thou vile and disgusting plastic coat of polyurethane! The fair maiden bearing bug sh*t has arrived!



Anyhoo, I've washed that bad taste thoroughly from my mouth with denatured alcohol.


-Phil Crow


Next time, try a good Vodka, and you can swallow.

Barry

Actually, it's bug _spit_ IIRC.

-- Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com)

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

On 1 Jan 2004 07:38:02 -0800, snipped-for-privacy@yahoo.com (Phil Crow) brought forth from the murky depths:

It's "shellacked", sir. Well, unless yer Franch. (Then who knows?)

Very good.

Now try Waterlox. It's all the good stuff from all the other finishes with none of their bad habits. (Varnish 'n tung oil)

--- After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in? --Steven Wright

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Nooooooooooooo! My head still hurts from last night.

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