A guy was cleaning and repairing a giant auger when suddenly it started to move. He was caught and by the time help arrived, his left arm and leg had been hopelessly crushed and torn off. A couple days days later, his boss came to visit him in the hospital.
"How are you doing?" he asked.
"I'm all right."
jo4hn wrote in news:jqKdnbXJtpEde7fWnZ2dnUVZ snipped-for-privacy@supernews.com:
My wife thought this joke was boring. I told her no one's Forstner to listen to me. Not one bit.
Did you have to twist her arm, Chuck?
Yeah, we got your point, Brad.
I am knot getting involved in one of these pun-fests.
I am knot getting involved in one of these pun-fests. =======================
Why, aren't you sharp enough?
Or twisted enough?
Holier than thou?
You should be more round - ed and hole - listic.
In news:RdLWm.3879$ snipped-for-privacy@newsreading01.news.tds.net, Joe spewed forth:
No, but he did have to paddle her a bit
Don't try to worm your way out of this hole. Personally, I have no mallets towards anyone.
Old timer is looking at tools at the local building supply store, he picks up a hammer. " Don't make these like they used to," he tells the salesman, " I've had the same one for over fifty years, just had to replace the handle six times and the head twice."
Mikey left the furniture shop Friday afternoon and cashed his pay check in the bar, it was a good check, he had worked a lot of overtime, enough that he was able to party until Monday afternoon. He went home to face his wife knowing that he would be in trouble. All she said was, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for three days?" With his mind still in a bit of a haze he replied, " That would suit me just fine." Tuesday came and he didn't see his wife, then Wednesday the same, by Thursday he could just see her out of the corner of his left eye.
On 18 Dec 2009 02:42:44 GMT, the infamous Elrond Hubbard scrawled the following:
Call a spade a spade, but the tone of this thread doesn't augur well.
-- Indifference to evidence: Climate alarmists have become brilliantly adept at changing their terms to suit their convenience. So it's "global warming" when there's a heat wave, but it's "climate change" when there's a cold snap. The earth has registered no discernable warming in the past 10 years: Very well then, they say, natural variability must be the cause. But as for the warming that did occur in the 1980s and 1990s, that plainly was evidence of man-made warming. Am I missing something here? --Brett Stephens, WSJ Opinion 12/09/09
"You left something at work."
His bit chewed off more than he could (stand). :)
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