Sat, Oct 16, 2004, 3:31am (EDT+4) firstname.lastname@example.org (Kurt) says:
I have enough problems remembering to put the seat down when it is
attached... I dread the screech when SWMBO finds it this way. :)
No prob. You get one, and don't tell her. Then, if you ever get a
divorce, take it when you leave, and don't tell her.
Flush the Johns.
- seen on a bumper sticker