SWMBO took darling daughter out to buy a grad dress today. DD modeled for us. Gorgeous.
As we were hugging, basking in the beauty that was DD, SWMBO said "are you feeling old?" referring to the fact DD is graduating.
I squeezed her butt, pulled her close, and said "yes, I think I am feeling old."
Good thing I cleaned the guest room last weekend... I'm sleeping there for a while.
The advantage of marrying a blonde. That would have went right past my SWMBO.
I guess we all say dumb thing sometimes. A few years back SWMBO and I were watching some show on TV. I was only 50% listening and 25% thinking when Raquel Welch came on. SWMBO stated, "I hope I look like that when I am in my 60's." I replied (STUPIDLY AND WITHOUT ANY THOUGHT) "I wish you looked like that now." OUCH
Glen
I was in the control room of a generating station one day when one of the operators (Larry) walked up behind one of the other operators (Walter) and patted Walter's bald head. "Walter, your head feels like my wife's ass." Walter then rubbed his own head and said: "you're right, Larry, it kinda does, doesn't it?"
My ex-wife and I were downtown on Sixth Street (entertainment district) and the Swedish Bikini team was down there for some promotional thing. They were all wearing very revealing black evening gowns and were walking around in pairs.
We were standing in front of a club talking when I saw two of them walking towards us from behind my exwife. I think it was the tequila that made me reach out and move my ex-wife out of the way for a better look.
I don't advise this for anyone that likes to sleep indoors.
Oyoyoyoyoi. That would have been an ice-pack on my eye, had that been me. (Maritime girls who grew up with 4 older brothers respond that way... I think... not sure... but I have a feeling...)
Ya think there might be a connection between that and the "ex" part?
Could be! We had a lot more problems than that, though. At least I can look back on that event and be amused. Proof that you can find something good in everything.
Kicked the slats out of the cradle the first time I heard that one, but is points out the need to remember fat girls need loving to, so roll them in flour and go for thre wet spot.
Lew
I was driving along one day with my wife in the car and a pile of stuff filling the back when we saw two gorgeous girls in teeny-tiny shorts and bikini tops hitchhiking, and it was starting to rain.
We were going their way, but the car was totally full up. As they looked hopefully at us I held up both hands to say 'sorry, no room'.
Wifey, of course, interpreted this as 'sorry, I'd love to but I've got this spoilsport old hag with me...'
You can guess how it went from there.
You could'a let them ride on the hood. ;~)
Or wifey drives, the bimbos squeeze in, and you walk. or not, jo4hn
Just because the girls have nifty bazoombas doesn't make them bimbos. Nifty tittage doesn't mean dumb.
That's a keeper.........
"Look Ma!! I can operate the power windows ...and LOOK.. NO hands!!!"
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