SWMBO took darling daughter out to buy a grad dress today. DD modeled
for us. Gorgeous.
As we were hugging, basking in the beauty that was DD, SWMBO said "are
you feeling old?" referring to the fact DD is graduating.
I squeezed her butt, pulled her close, and said "yes, I think I am
Good thing I cleaned the guest room last weekend... I'm sleeping there
for a while.
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I guess we all say dumb thing sometimes. A few years back SWMBO and I were
watching some show on TV. I was only 50% listening and 25% thinking when
Raquel Welch came on. SWMBO stated, "I hope I look like that when I am in
my 60's." I replied (STUPIDLY AND WITHOUT ANY THOUGHT) "I wish you looked
like that now." OUCH
"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes
and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's
I was in the control room of a generating station one day when one of
the operators (Larry) walked up behind one of the other operators
(Walter) and patted Walter's bald head.
"Walter, your head feels like my wife's ass."
Walter then rubbed his own head and said: "you're right, Larry, it
kinda does, doesn't it?"
My ex-wife and I were downtown on Sixth Street (entertainment district)
and the Swedish Bikini team was down there for some promotional thing.
They were all wearing very revealing black evening gowns and were
walking around in pairs.
We were standing in front of a club talking when I saw two of them
walking towards us from behind my exwife. I think it was the tequila
that made me reach out and move my ex-wife out of the way for a better
I don't advise this for anyone that likes to sleep indoors.
On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:18:03 +0000, Robert Allison wrote:
I was driving along one day with my wife in the car and a pile of stuff
filling the back when we saw two gorgeous girls in teeny-tiny shorts and
bikini tops hitchhiking, and it was starting to rain.
We were going their way, but the car was totally full up. As they looked
hopefully at us I held up both hands to say 'sorry, no room'.
Wifey, of course, interpreted this as 'sorry, I'd love to but I've got
this spoilsport old hag with me...'
You can guess how it went from there.
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