OT: Humor

Tim Daneliuk · 2009-11-11T16:47:43+00:00

I thought this was worth breaking my habit of not starting OT threads.YMMV:A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he suddenlysmelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up thestairs.He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed.Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom,and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, grippingthe railing with both hands.With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into thekitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himselfalready in heaven.There, spread out up on newspapers on the kitchen table were literallyhundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devotedwife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table.The aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a cookie at theedge of the table, when he was suddenly smacked with a spatula by hiswife."Stay away from those," she said. "They're for after the funeral."

OT: Humor

Nov 11, 2009 46 Replies

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Just Wondering 16 years ago

What's a tuba for? 1 1/2 X 3 1/2.

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Phil Kangas 16 years ago

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The " iTit " will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

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