OT: Humor

Well... only if it's a clean nasty butt.

It's Saint Paddy's Day at an Irish Pub in Boston. About 2 in the afternoon, 3 irishmen walk out of the bar into the bright sunshine.

(end of joke)

HEY! It COULD happen.

-Zz

On Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:47:45 GMT, the infamous "Joe" scrawled the following:

You meant to write "I'm a frayed knot.", didn't you?

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Beethoven was so deaf, every time he played the piano, he thought he was painting.

Well I don't wanna ruin a good joke, but Karen Carpenter could PLAY the friggin' drums now! Check it out:

Yeah, if the bar ran out of liquor!

Yeah, but can you play "Close To You"?????

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How 'bout them bell bottoms. I not only owned a pair of pants like that, I wore them!

Nope, I wrote it like I meant it and left the rest to the reader.

Steve Turner wrote in news:hdg38o$tcg$ snipped-for-privacy@news.eternal-september.org:

What do you call a drummer who doesn't have a girlfriend?

Homeless.

;o)

Tim was just showing off that he got the joke. He musta bin proud.

I liked the joke the way it was, Joe.

What does it mean when there is drool running out of both sides of the drummer's mouth?

The stage is level.

Ok, so I've been playing drums for about 38 years, and that's, lessee, about the 17th time I've heard that joke this year, so that makes makes about, uh (counts on fingers)... *twenty-seven thousand times* I've heard that joke! :-)

John Kerry, Sarah Jessica Paker and Daryll Hannah walk into a bar and the bartender says "So why the long faces"?

(made that up myself)

You've probably heard every drummer joke there is, but here's 3 more anyway.

How do you tell if the stage is level? The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth

How can you tell when a drummer's at the door? He doesn't know when to come in

What does a drummer use for contraception? His personality.

; )

diggerop, - who once tried to get into the drumming scene but my timing was poor.

From a bassist, who has spent a good part of his life standing in close proximity to drummers:

The best way to annoy a drummer? Start the gig on time.

On Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:02:58 -0800 (PST), the infamous Robatoy scrawled the following:

Tim? That's not Danieluck, is it? I have him filtered and will include this addy, too, if need be.

Just to get your addy out of hock, I had to remove my gmail filter. Now I get the damned tilde ~~~~~ ads from some maroon, too. Feh! I think I got a couple more Wreckers, too, so it was worth it after all.

-- You know, in about 40 years, we'll have literally thousands of OLD LADIES running around with TATTOOS, and Rap Music will be the Golden Oldies. Now that's SCARY! --Maxine

proximity to drummers:

An explorer was traveling through deepest, darkest Africa with a native guide. Off in the distance he heard drums pounding. The explorer was visibly worried, so his guide told him, ?There?s nothing to worry about. When the drums stop, then it's time to worry." Gradually the drums got louder, then all of a sudden, they stopped. With a trembling voice, the explorer asked his guide what would happen next. With a trembling voice, the guide answered, "bass solo".

A college woman dated a trumpeter and when she came back to the dorm, her roommate ask, "Well, how was it? Did his embouchre make him a great kisser?" The first woman replied, "Aw, that dry, tight, tiny little pucker, it was no fun at all."

The next night, she dated a tuba player and when she came back, her roommate asked her, "Well, how was his kissing?" "Ugh!" she replied, "Those rubbery, blubbery, slobbering slabs of meat! Oh, it was just gross!"

The next night, she dated a French horn player and when she came back, her roommate asked her, "Well, was his kissing any better?" "His kissing was just so-so," she replied, "but I loved the way he held me!"