Boooo! Hissss! Bored are we?
That's as bad a joke as the first year I lived in my apartment.
Came home in the middle of a snow storm. I'm sitting in the hallway waiting
about 10 minutes for my tires to dry before I go into my apartment.
Super comes walking along and asks me what I'm doing sitting there in the
I explain that I'm waiting for my tires to dry before going in and making a
So he says to me:
"That's all right. Leave the wheelchair in the hallway to dry and go into
"No one will steal it"
True story. *Only* time in my life I've ever been at a loss to come back
with a smart ass comment.
Hardly. You need to look deeper into the philosophical parameters of
the duck's orbit around his meager being.
He found a shoe, and here a stupid bartender thought he had lost one.
How sad is that? What does that tell us about the bartender?
Look deeper into the duck, my friend. Look deeper into the duck.
Hmmm, Ok let me look deeper into the duck.
Is it a thin duck or a plump duck? Wild duck or farm raised duck?
Here are my choices.
Duck Breast with Asparagus? Nope
Duck Terrine Forestiere? Don't think so
Duck foie gras? Yuck
Barbarie Duck Stew with Blackcurrants? Maybe
Ok, my decision is made. It's going to be Roast Duck with peas and mirabelle
plums. Strawberry shortcake for dessert and a rose wine to wash it all down.
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