Harry was repairing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he
sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store, while
waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer, Mary
noticed a beautiful teapot on a top shelf. When Carl was finished, Mary
asked, "How much for that beautiful teapot, Carl?" He replied, "That's
silver and it's $300!" "My goodness, that sure is a lot of money!" Mary
exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Harry had sent
her to buy. Carl went to the back room to find it. From the back room
Carl yelled, "Mary , you wanna screw for that hinge?" Mary called back,
"No, but I might for the teapot."
Viet Nam. Divorce. Cancer. Been there, done that, got over it. Now
where the Hell are my T-shirts?