Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town--and into a little shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a moron.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a stupid insensitive shit head.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes, and the more we verbally abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's important at our age.