A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man
standing alone. She approached him.
'My name is Carmen,' she told him.
'That's a beautiful name,' he replied. 'Is it a family name?'
'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like
most, cars and men. What's your name?' she asked.
He said, 'B.J. Titsengolf.'