O/T: Top 10 Country And Western Songs

Lew Hodgett · 2012-12-15T21:31:18+00:00

EnjoyLew--------------------------------10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine09. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few08. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me07. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'06. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win05. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here04. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him So03. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger02. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer*And the Number One Country & Western song is...*01. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips at Night That Chewed My Ass All Day

Dec 15, 2012 4 Replies

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Lew Hodgett 13 years ago

Enjoy

Lew

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I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few
If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him So

She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

*And the Number One Country & Western song is...*

It's Hard To Kiss the Lips at Night That Chewed My Ass All Day

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Swingman 13 years ago

The frontman in every country band I've ever played in knew all those by heart. (Sadly) :)

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Existential Angst 13 years ago

I'm glad *someone* around here has a sense of humor.... What a collection of Rx pills....

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rlz 13 years ago

I've always liked: Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, cause I'm Kissin' You Goodbye.

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Mr. Lucky 13 years ago

"Existential Angst" wrote in news:50cf8f18$0$24774 $ snipped-for-privacy@cv.net:

My contribution: "Leavin you was easier than quit'n my day job" "How can I love you when you won't lay down?" "I flounder and then I lobster" (fish song) "We ran out of gas on the road to love" "You only say you love me when you're drunk"

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