O/T: Top 10 Country And Western Songs

[Lew Hodgett]

Enjoy

Lew

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1. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few

2. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

1. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

2. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

1. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

2. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him So

1. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

*And the Number One Country & Western song is...*

1. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips at Night That Chewed My Ass All Day

[Swingman]

The frontman in every country band I've ever played in knew all those by heart. (Sadly) :)

[Existential Angst]

I'm glad *someone* around here has a sense of humor.... What a collection of Rx pills....

[rlz]

I've always liked: Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, cause I'm Kissin' You Goodbye.

[Mr. Lucky]

"Existential Angst" wrote in news:50cf8f18$0$24774 $ [e-mail]:

My contribution: "Leavin you was easier than quit'n my day job" "How can I love you when you won't lay down?" "I flounder and then I lobster" (fish song) "We ran out of gas on the road to love" "You only say you love me when you're drunk"