Not all listeners have more brains than a bag o' hair.
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Not all listeners have more brains than a bag o' hair.
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Gee whiz, that joke is so old I thought everyone would have heard it years ago!
That joke is the same vintage as the one about two nuns in the grocery store: "Shall we buy 2 cucumbers Sister Mary?" " Of course, Sister Mary-Ellen, we can always eat one?"
Even older:
Two nuns are buying a 40 oz. bottle of gin. The owner of the liquor store says: "You, women of the cloth, are buying gin?" "Yes" says Sister Mary-Ellen, " Our parish priest is constipated=85 it's medicinal." So the owner won't even take their money and wishes the priest well.
On his way home, after locking up his liquor store for the night, he notices the two nuns, pissed-drunk on a park bench. "Sister!, I though you wanted that gin for priest's constipation??" Nun: "You, don't think, he's gonna s*it when he sees us like this?"
Hell, even older:
The priest, new in Toronto, ventures onto the subway to meet with his newly assigned flock downtown. As he gets off the subway, he walks along Yonge Street and almost immediately gets accosted by a hooker: "hey mister, how about a trick=85
5 bucks?" Moments later=85 another one: "Hy there big fella, howsabout a trick=855 bucks?"The priest finally makes to the parish church where he is met by Sister Mary-Ellen. She welcomes him and asks him what he thought of Toronto so far? "Nice city, sister, friendly people, but=85 what's a trick?" Mary-Ellen: "5 bucks, same as downtown"
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