O/T: Raisin Bread

[Lew Hodgett]

Subject: Raisin Bread

** A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short

skirts and thong panties.

** One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and at the

loaves of bread behind the counter.

** Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a

brilliant idea.

** "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.

** The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf.

** The man standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought.

** When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two

loaves, as he is "having company for dinner."

** As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what's going on and requests his own loaf of raisin bread.

** After many trips, she is tired, irritated and begins to wonder "why the unusual interest in the raisin bread?"

** Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below.

** Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.

Thinking that she can save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?"

** "No," stammers the old man, "but it's quivering a little."

[Dave Balderstone]

Playboy magazine, sometime in the late 1960's

[Lew Hodgett]

Courtesy of my 94 year old cousin.

BTW, don't think she ever read Playboy, but you never know.

Lew

[marc rosen]

But Lew, did she ever lift the "Fig leaf"?

Marc

[Charlie Self]

It wasn't in Playboy in the '60s, in that form, anyway. I spent a chunk of the '60s checking female underwear, and I came across no thongs. Of course, sometimes it was dark...